allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

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theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

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airandangels:

policecars:

Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet

BUT HE IS WORKING SO HARD

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wreckedteens:

I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me

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ruinedchildhood:

this episode messed my life up

pinkcookiedimples:

mrsmoonbear:

ourhighsandourlows:

I love this

FROZONE HAS A WIFE

AND SHE IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVVERRR GONNA GET

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pottersir:

i don’t mean to brag or anything, but the 7th harry potter book was dedicated to me

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